Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What do you call a small mom?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?