Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did Snow White⢠say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
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