Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
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