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How do fall and winter say hello?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do fish use for glasses?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What kind of music do planets like?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?