Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Which family member has tusks?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What shape is bad at driving?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?