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What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why can't you trust a pig?