What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
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