What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What did one plate say to the other?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
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