How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
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Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
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