How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
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