How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do bees chew?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
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