How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
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