Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What did the stair machines call each other?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What tree has the most bark?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
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