What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Which celebrity always frowns?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

How does the sun listen to music?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?