Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What's a forklift?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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