Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Which plant has the best roar?
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