Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
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