What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?