What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why was the cat so small?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?