What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Where does the president keep his razor?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?