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Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?