What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?