Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call an old snowman?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What shape has a knighthood?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?