Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?