Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

How do you get straight A's?