How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
What are you studying in math?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's E.T. short for?
It's allergy season again?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's the holiest insect?
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