How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
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