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With a cow-culator.
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Why did the student eat their homework?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
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Why are cats good at playing video games?
What car can't keep a secret?
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Why did the duck cross the road?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
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