What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What kind of bird can write?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do you call the pig that does karate?