What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do cats wear to work?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

How do fleas travel?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?