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Why are trees so good at interior design?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?