Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?