What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?