What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What's a forklift?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?