Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why was the bee sad?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?