What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?