What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What shape is bad at driving?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?