What part of a fish is the most musical?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?