What's a cat's favorite song?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

How do fleas travel?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you call a very small Valentine?