What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Where are average things manufactured?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why did the foal cough?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?