Why was the geometry book so adorable?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

How is cat food sold?

What do you eat on July 5th?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?