Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Which subject has two parts?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?