Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is another name for a cow?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

My friend David had his ID stolen.