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What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

People are so hard on car mechanics.