What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

When should you start writing a book?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What did summer say to spring?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?