What kind of pole is short and floppy?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?