What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why do rhinos charge?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?