What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's the scariest letter?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!