What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
How did the toad die?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the barber win the race?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!