What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?