Which big cat loves to drive?
A jaguar.
How do bees get to school?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Which dogs love to study science?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
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