What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

How do you arrest a pig?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?