Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

How does a barber get to work?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What building always gets stains on it?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?