Why did the goal post get angry?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?