What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
A book just fell on my head.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
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