What do you call a cow with two legs?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why can't you trust a pig?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why are goats so funny?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?