Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?