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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Where was Noah born?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?