What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why did the turtle cross the road?