Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
I'm not a bad putter.
I broke my finger!
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do mice do when they're at home?
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