Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why is furniture so generous?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
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