What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why was the cat so small?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Which state has the best streets?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?