What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What's the politest month?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?