How do you measure a millennial?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What nationality are most fish?

Why do cows go to New York?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?