Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's a horse's favorite car?