What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Which state has the best streets?