What game does a rabbit always win?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?