What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Where do ants go to eat?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Which plant has the best roar?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What was the detective duck trying to do?