Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do you get when two plants kiss?