What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
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