What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Families are like fudge.

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?