What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

How did the toad die?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

How do you spot a modern spider?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call the king of vegetables?