What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
When should you start writing a book?
How are mountains able to see?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Which musician loves to make chili?
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