What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What game do mice love to play?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What bird is always sad?
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