What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do bears keep cool?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of ant is good at math?
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