What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
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