What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Which cats have the best manners?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What instrument did the door play in the band?