What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
A book just fell on my head.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why are grandkids so great?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
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