What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
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