What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What did summer say to spring?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
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