What is a parrot's favorite game?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What sweet treat never panics?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?