What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
How was the wedding?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is the color of the wind?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
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