Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What is the most adorable season?