What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
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