What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why was the spider so smart?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

How do amoebas make calls?

What animals make the best students?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?