Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What sports are both plant-based?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Which animal is the most religious?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why is a computer so smart?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?