Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Where does water do all its banking?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?