What sweet treat never panics?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What siblings are always sad?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?