Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?