Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?