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Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do golfers drink on the green?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why can't you trust a pig?