Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's the friendliest pen?
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