What shape is bad at driving?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What's the politest month?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?