How did the mermaid call her friends?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why was the cow afraid?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?