Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
What horn never makes a sound?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call an old snowman?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did March say to the madness?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Where do stars go to college?
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