What's the friendliest pen?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What is a table you can eat?

Why was the horse so happy?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?