What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's the holiest insect?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
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