What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do bees chew?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
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