What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why was the mime upset?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why is the beach so confident?
How are mountains able to see?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
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