Why are frogs always happy?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?