What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How do you organize a space party?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
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