What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why are all priests fit?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What's the friendliest pen?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What car always breaks the rules?