What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Families are like fudge.

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?