What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Boo-ze!
What do cows say on NYE?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
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