What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?