Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
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