Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
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