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Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?