What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?