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What do you call a pig lumberjack?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What fish only swims at night?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

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Which former US President gets most confused for money?