Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What season begins with a thud?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?