What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?