What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Where do stars go to college?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What bird is always sad?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why did the cat go to medical school?