When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Who is the most popular Super Marioā¢ļø character in Georgia?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger KingĀ®?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do baseball players go to Denny'sĀ® after games?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
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