When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
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