Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why was the mime upset?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Which is the worst season?