When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
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