What's a decade's favorite sport?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why are boxers good comedians?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?