What's the difference between soccer and football?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

How does a barber get to work?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?