What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?