Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What condiment has wings?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

How do you make antifreeze?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?