Where do ships always get stuck?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why are baseball games at night?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What do math teachers eat?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?