Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

How do fireflies start a race?

What is a duck's favorite dance?