Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What is a table you can eat?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?