Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What does an evil hen lay?

What bird is always sad?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

It's allergy season again?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?