Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Families are like fudge.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?