What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

How do automobiles fly?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?