What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

How do automobiles fly?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?