What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What car can't keep a secret?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?