How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Which family member is always relieved?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?