What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Which animals make the best football players?