What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What's the friendliest national park?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?