What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Do dads always snore?

Why are all priests fit?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

How does a lion greet other animals?