What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why is spring the oddest season?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What building always gets stains on it?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?