Where do hands go on vacation?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What do you call a pig thief?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?