Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?