What did the painter say to the wall?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?