Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where would you find an elephant?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
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