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Which state is the cleanest?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?