Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?