Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What type of car do planets buy?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Where do polar bears store their money?