Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

A book just fell on my head.

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What insect runs away from everything?