Why did the cat start laughing?
It was amewsed.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did electricity win the race?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What animal likes to party the most?
What animal styles their hair every day?
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