Why did the cat start laughing?
It was amewsed.
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
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