Why did the cat start laughing?
It was amewsed.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
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