Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What birds make average students?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?