Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?