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Which relative loves rice?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?